I got nothing...
Our son hates it in jail, many a time he's been physically abused in the showers.
My wife thinks I may take Monopoly a little too seriously.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Find $20 in the bathroom.
Urine luck.
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If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome...
Then why is Handsome still a compliment?
3 comments:
LOL! Loved the jokes.
great jokes. love them!!!!
Reading your tasteless jokes reminded me of one that made my sides ache for days after i came across it.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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