Thursday, February 14, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Caption It! Winners
First Place:
Oh God! Who would fart like that in front of the Dali Lama. Must of been that damn Dazd. Wheeew! Rex
Second Place:
Whenever I have trouble sleeping I just watch Hillary's latest speech. After about five minutes I can't keep my eyes open. MrsJ
Third Place:
Oh kiss my karmic ass! Dawn
This weeks Caption:
As always..leave you captions in the comments and winners will be announced Next Monday!
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Wednesday Walkabout the Blogosphere
Download Quiet on the Set's show from last night. Or catch all 5 episodes, if you haven't already.
Some Link Love:
Amanda This gal has it all going on. You just don't know what her next post will bring, but you damn sure know its worth reading. Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!
Goldbloom, aka MrsJ appears to be back. Go fill her comments up! She's accused Dragon and I of a hostile take-over of her site. She has yet to comment on my question...How can it be hostile if one isn't around? Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!
Go visit Rex...why, well it just wouldn't be right if you didn't. Pay him a visit and tell him Dazd sent you!
Now go visit Sue as she seems to have taken a photoshoot with "The Predator". Go see for yourself...no fooling around! Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!
Go visit Callie as she explains a woman's perspective of a walking male appendage. Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!
Ok...back to work, just wanted to get a quick post going!
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Special Benefit for a Good Man
Here is the email I received today. This gentleman has given so much it's time we rally together and return the favor. Contact Donna at her email below for more information on how you can help!
AND PLEASE REPOST! Email me if you need the coding.
Below is the band schedule and the flier for Ziggy's Lifetime Rocker Benefit... Banding Together For A Brother. The benefit will be held at The Grove Sports Bar coutesy of Clyde, Bob and the Pure Gold Band. We will have X103's Don Stuck MC for the majority of the day as well as performing with his band and Rockin' Ralph.
Ziggy needs a liver transplant and has no income nor insurance. It takes time to get approval for the transplant, so please help us out by showing up to the benefit with some love and cash to help support Ziggy and his wife, (my sister) Renee.
Love to all!
Donna
AND PLEASE REPOST! Email me if you need the coding.
Below is the band schedule and the flier for Ziggy's Lifetime Rocker Benefit... Banding Together For A Brother. The benefit will be held at The Grove Sports Bar coutesy of Clyde, Bob and the Pure Gold Band. We will have X103's Don Stuck MC for the majority of the day as well as performing with his band and Rockin' Ralph.
Ziggy needs a liver transplant and has no income nor insurance. It takes time to get approval for the transplant, so please help us out by showing up to the benefit with some love and cash to help support Ziggy and his wife, (my sister) Renee.
Love to all!
Donna
Monday, February 04, 2008
Caption It! Winners and New Caption
This was a tough one to choose. All the captions were outstanding.
First Place:
"For what we are about to receive...Lord help me..." BobG
Second Place:
Several ho ho-s later, Martha was ready to get it on. Amanda
Third Place:
"And Honey, after we practice the wrapping lotus flower, we can then try the hanging monkey from the ceiling beams you rigged!" Callie
Now to our new caption of the week!
Leave your captions in the comments. Winners will be announced next Monday.
Laws of Life
* Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin
to itch or you'll have to pee.
* Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least
accessible location.
* Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
* Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
* Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
* Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
* Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
* Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it
will.
* Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your
ability to reach and scratch it.
* Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
will arrive last.
* Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
* Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on
a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
* Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
* Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking
about.
* Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
* Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Wilson 's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will
stop making it.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin
to itch or you'll have to pee.
* Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least
accessible location.
* Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
* Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
* Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
* Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
* Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
* Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it
will.
* Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your
ability to reach and scratch it.
* Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
will arrive last.
* Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
* Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on
a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
* Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
* Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking
about.
* Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
* Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Wilson 's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will
stop making it.
Friday, February 01, 2008
Friday Funnies
Oh...the 6-8 inches of snow forecasted? 1-2 inches. buwahahahaha
Go read this...it'll make your toes warm and toasty. If your not into the political turmoil or terrorists front, don't read it then.
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