Weekly Life Experiences

My post from last Saturday generalized a diverse topic. Paranormal, or rather in this case anomalous phenomenon, is defined as follows:

An anomalous phenomenon is an observed phenomenon for which there seems to be no agreeable scientific explanation. Because such observations do not fit into the established framework or consensus reality, they can be the subject of controversy.

These phenomena are not generally accepted as real by mainstream scientists. Ideas about hard-to-reproduce anomalies are considered pseudoscientific, partly because science needs phenomena to be reproducible.

Other phenomena are recognized to be real, but cannot be readily explained. For example, many people have observed unidentified flying objects; but their explanations for such objects differ.

Examples of anomalous phenomena

alien abduction experiences
cryptozoology
deja vu
extrasensory perception
folie a deux
ghosts
near-death experiences
out-of-body experiences
paranormal vanishing
reality shifts
Spontaneous Human Combustion
twin pain
UFOs

Some anomalies eventually get a scientific explanation, losing their status as unexplained phenomena. For example, while the idea of stones falling from the sky was once considered anomalous, meteorites are now acknowledged and well understood. Another example of this was the Tunguska event, which spawned a wide variety of both scientific and pseudoscientific explanations, ranging from asteroids to cross-dimensional rips, prior to the emergence of a strong scientific consensus that the event was the result of the explosive disruption of an asteroid, or possibly a comet, in the atmosphere.

Now I won't claim to have all of the above. I realize there's more that can be added or sub-topics but this gives you a general idea of the diversity of paranormal experiences". However I do experience 2 of these listed. Deja vu and Ghosts are close descriptions of the experiences I've encountered. Now before we go any further reading, I'm not taking Ghost Busters type stuff here folks. Although I'll add that Sigourney Weaver wasd steamy in that movie. And at the time of the movie release, I thought Rick Moranis was one lucky son-of-a....well, back to my story.

My encounters with the above listed 2 subjects have been sporadic at best. The deja vu ones are hard to pinpoint. They sneek up on you and literally pass before you realize it's happening. One that is very vivid from my childhood happened when I was 10 maybe 11 years old. We were spending time at Grandma Ruby's during a snowstorm. The furnace had smoked itself and we slept at her house for a week. At the time, she had a young man from church, who was finishing out his senior year, staying with her. I remember dreaming one night of waking to bacon, eggs and oatmeal for breakfast. Along with that was Grandma and David having a discussion about U.S. History. It was a deep conversation, almost a heated debate. A couple of mornings later, the event unfolded. I awoke to the food with David and Grandma conducting their debate. It all unfolded as if a movie script was being rehearsed. I don't recall exact details now some 31 years later. But the event is forever part of memories that I cherish and respect.

Grandma and David were debating and neither side was giving ground. Grandma Ruby was always right unless you proved her wrong. I gained that trait that sometimes gets me into trouble. Anyways, when at a certain point of the conversation I blurted out the answer to his theory and expanded as best a 10 year old could. Yes, not only was I amazed, but everyone else had Kodak moment faces. To my astonishment, I was informed the following week I was correct. And the graded paper proved it. Now you're probably thinking, damn smart kid. But what set this apart for a mere coincidence was the fact the players, conversation, food, seating assignments and conversation were exact to the last detail.

There have been many many others that have played out during the 31 years since that morning. Some are fleeting moments while others are lengthy with only bits and pieces tying the whole deja vu experience together.

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And for ghostly encounters, I'll save that for another post. In the meantime, go check out cmk. cmk has an interesting tale of paranormal encounters.

Friday Testimonial

Folks...another work week has come to a close. TGIF! I sit here writing this entry sipping a Crown Royal and Pepsi, listening to tunes with the headphones and enjoying a peaceful night here at Dazd Central. The tunes are mood inspiring, heart racing, depressing and overall damn good tunes, if I say so myself. I have Muddy Waters, Doobie Brothers, Foghat, Metallica, Aerosmith, Merle Haggard and the list goes on. All set on shuffle so I have no idea what's next. Sometimes when I write thats how I gain inspiration. Joe Walsh sums it up perfectly right now...Life's been good to me so far.

I had an interesting quote today. I think it rounded me out nicely. You know the missus tells me "You're not right in the head" most of the time. Other times she sits in complete awe of the spewage I send forth. Some days she just shakes her head, laughs and moves on...knowing my sarcasm is unchallengable. I've also been told I'm disturbed and know things most normal people don't. This quote, actually two of them, are worthy of noting. I won't say who quoted these...but I take great pride and accept them with honor.

A Badge of Honor, if you will:

"He has a whole different view of the world. (Like looking at bugs through a broken coke bottle.)"
"Dazed and Confuzed looks at life differently than most of us. Bizarre, yet hauntingly true. Always a good read!"

Folks...if there ever was a time to hit the pinnacle of achievement, I do believe I've reached it. I've made my mark on the blogosphere, even if ever so briefly. I will bask in the humbleness (cough) and my fifteen minutes of fame should be up about now.

Now Ole Ted is telling me there's a stranglehold going on. I do believe I'll expand on my post from last Saturday. And if the tunes hold out, my fingers don't cramp and the whisky stays chilled, I might just keep posting into the wee hours of the morning. I would say until the cows come home but there's a certain person who is opening Montana Mooooooosings soon. Stay Tuned!

Incoherent Thoughts

Is anyone else's sitemeter flucked up? Mines been stuck now for a few days.

I read an article yesterday concerning rising gas prices. Here's what struck my as ummmm funny: "Gasoline prices have topped $3 a gallon in parts of California and Hawaii, and may hit that level elsewhere in the country as the busy summer driving season approaches." Ummm...it's March 9th for Pete's sake! Did the date of summer change along with March 11th Daylight Savings Time move? How did Congress pass this?

Since I'm not able to take care of my yard like years past, I'm seriously considering cementing my whole yard and painting it green. The dog and cat won't be happy about it but I'm not here to serve their wants and needs. Think I'm nuts? Check this out...

I love being a Hoosier...I'm damn proud of the fact. Seriously...go read this article here. It's Lassie for Pete's sake! I didn't know Lassie was a Hoosier...

But then I'm brought back to reality after reading this bullsh*t here.

Anyone have plans for this weekend?

Weekly Dilemma Reminder

Here's what's been brewing at Dazd Central. I decided that you, the reader and blog author, may have issues that you'd like input from the blogosphere. But feeling timid about posting to your own site? Afraid that people will snicker and ridicule you? Afraid that family will discover your dilemma and domestic issues will commence? Read more by clicking the Rambling On... button.

Worry no more...Dazd has conceived a plan to overcome your fears. I am willing to post weekly (day undecided as of yet) your dilemma for the blogosphere to comment. We all know that among the 10 comments there's a chance 1 of those is the golden nugget.

What's required from you? Nothing more than an email to me. Whats required of me? Simply picking one and posting it. Simple? Well, yes but wait! There's more...anonymity for you! That's right...anonymity!

What kind of dilemmas am I allowed to submit Dazd? Good question there John Doe. You can submit almost any content. However, I reserve the final decision. I'd ask that the submissions be of a "personal" nature and not something "world wide". There are plenty of sites dedicated to politics, war, racism, etc...

So Mrs. John Doe is cheating on you and you're not sure how to approach that she's been caught? Caught 6 year old Johnny streaking through the neighbors back yard and not sure how to handle it? That person at the sub shop always scratches their nose before making your sandwich...who do you complain to?

Send me an email and let's see what the blogosphere has to say. C'mon...you can do it!


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2. All email addresses and origin of submitted dilemma will remain anonymous.
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Weekly Dilemma #1

Music Galore

If you love music, you have to check this out! You won't be disappointed.

Music Jukebox

H/T to Cindi

Now I have tunes at work!

This is Me!

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Well not really me in the pics...

A Lost Family Member

It has been a hectic week so far. Yes, I realize its only Tuesday but weeks start off slow or fast, no in-between. While I welcome the change of pace from last Monday, these last 2 days have left a mark.

During our water heater replacement, it became apparent that a family member had left Dazd Compound, errr Central. This family member didn't leave because of work nor out of fear. The member left for reasons and destinations unknown. We contacted the proper authorities who put out an APB. We distributed flyers at the corner stores and local gas stations. We contacted a local search team to assist us if necessary. I had just started to organize a volunteer search effort along with local authorities.

Then the call came...the call we all dreaded yet we knew it might relieve or anxiety. Bringing our horror to a closure. The phone rang for a second time...then a third...everyone was waiting for my reaction. I felt frozen in time as my heart raced faster. I quickly grabbed a nitro pill in case another heart attack set in. I catiously picked up the phone and dryly said, "Hello?"

There was a gruff voice on the other end. "Sir, we've found your family member. He was located approximately 2 miles from your residence", the gruff Officer proclaimed. He continued, "After we woke him from slumber we had to restrain him." Now this didn't surprise me at all...

So when I told the family the glorious news, they were both happy, excited and hesitant at the same time. We had no idea what had happened and quite frankly, I was too scared to ask. When the gruff Officer arrived, "Sir, you owe $16.49 plus $50 for transport fees." I gasped and grudingly paid the gruff Officer. At which time he prompltly handed me an envelope containing pictures....

And here is the Demon Cat. I'll have to hide the whiskey and the missus will have to hide her smokes. I see rehab in his future...



I was charged for this Cat Carrier...



All in all we are glad to have the cat back. I hoped he found Jesus while he was on the streets. He's gonna need all the help he can when he sobers up!