What the Heck Thursday

I'm not the kinda person who relies on MSM. I believe this whole Jon Bonet suspect, Michael Karr, is a farce. And MSM has brought back into the limelight this horrific ordeal. It really pisses me off that MSM just can't leave well enough alone. All I wanna hear is when the verdict is presented.

More useful ideas for MSM...ummmm, oh here's one buried deep. *dusts off the story* Agust 15, 2006. Two missing journalists...one of MSM's own...and why is this not featured on every broadcast? Yes I realize there's been a videotape of these two. So why haven't they been returned safely?

Pluto No Longer a Planet. Having solved the creation of the Universe, WTF?

Ok...I'm gonna stop there. I'm trying to force writing and its just not happening. So heres a joke that sorta ties in with Michael Karr. Or whatever his sorry ass name is...


Lawyers should never ask a Southern Grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern Small-Town Prosecuting Attorney called his first witness.
A grandmotherly, elderly Woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your Wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the Defense Attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his Wife with three different Women. One of them was your Wife. Yes, I know him."

The Defense Attorney almost died.

The Judge asked both Counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you Idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you BOTH to the Electric Chair."