Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows on TV, Texas is planning to do one entitled "Survivor, Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas,then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay." "I love the Dixie Chicks." "Boycott Beef." "I voted for John Kerry." "Hillary in 2008." and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
6 comments:
I would actually watch that version - that'd be hilarious!
I have SUCH a mental image! Can't stop laughing!
Oh, Yeah! I'd watch that show! All 2 episodes of it. They actually wouldn't have any problems IN the city of Austin...it's traveling between the cities where these intrepid contestants would run into trouble.
May I make some suggestions as to the contestants? Rosie O'Gungrabber; Sarah Brady-GunTaker; Hillary Rodup-her-you know where Clinton; Oprah Idon't eatBeef Winfrey; John Ramboat Kerry; Natalie Bigmouth Mains; Barak I'mnotaMuslimplant Obama; and last but not least; Rudy Asshat Giuliani.
LOL Holly Thanks for visiting and commenting.
Yes CMK...now after reading Holly's comments I can't stop.
Lisa...I'd watch it too even the re-runs.
Too bad they wouldn't have any winners; and like HollyB said, it would only last about two episodes before the contestants would be gone.
Ah, Top Gear BBC 2. A very funny episode the other night.
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