Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows on TV, Texas is planning to do one entitled "Survivor, Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas,then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay." "I love the Dixie Chicks." "Boycott Beef." "I voted for John Kerry." "Hillary in 2008." and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.