Friday, March 23, 2007

News Flash

WDZD has a Breaking News Story!

If you've been following the Adventures of Straight White Guylately, its no surprise that Eric claims to have a Bovine Fan Club. Eric reportedly was adored by a herd of cows.

This reporter has obtained special footage of Eric's encounter the day after his Bovine lunch break. That's right folks, he went back looking to reclaim his honor. We are shocked at the ruthlessness to which Eric seeks vengance. He cleverly disguises himself so he won't be recognized by the herd. However, one cow isn't so easily foooooled.

Please...be careful viewing the moooooovie below the fold. It's definitely not for those with 4 weak stomachs. At one point it's a teatillating experience to behold.


1 comment:

MrsJoseGoldbloom said...

What a moooving story...It was udderly amazing and kept me on the edge of my seat.