Thursday, April 05, 2007
Oh...It's Almost Easter
Yes it's true...Easter's been cancelled. The Peter Cottontail Workers Union cannot find a replacement quickly. Peter XXI was seen throwing eggs at passing motorists. Police speculate one driver went into a fit of road rage. The investigation provided numerous physical evidence. However, police are concerned that no chocolate was found. So they are considering the possibility of a heist.
A suspect has been named just moments ago. Elmer Fudd is wanted for questioning.