Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Breaking News!

WDZD has uncovered never before seen footage of Straight White Guy attempting to take a bovine hostage. WDZD reported weeks ago of another strange video acquired showing Eric returning to the pasture in attempts to set these bovine straight. Here is the original article published at Eric's site as reported by WDZD: If you've been following the Adventures of Straight White Guylately, its no surprise that Eric claims to have a Bovine Fan Club. Eric reportedly was adored by a herd of cows. And here is the original fight footage that ensued upon Eric's return:

Apparently Eric cornered this bovine during a visit to his favorite eatery. The said bovine is rumored to have been raised by one, Chuck Norris. Folks, this video is not for the faint hearted. Please...be careful viewing the moooooovie...

This is WDZD signing off...Good night and Good news!

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