Ramblings of the Dazed and Confuzed one. Some insightful, some meaningless and some just downright stupid. Fact or Fiction is for you to decide.
"Reality sucks and Life goes on." ~Dazdnconfzd
"Puma: We also make belts that coordinate with our stylish shoes and handbags. As you can see, our sales representatives will he happy to measure you for a belt today!Why, what were you thinking?"
Announcer: With Puma products, everything is quicker.
"Maybe if I hide behind this berry, he won't see me.""What's that on my thigh? Why, uhhh, it's mayonnaise. Yes, that's what it is. We were making sandwiches."
One more step and the berry gets it!!
"Stare deep into my eyes and I will heepnotize you. And then I will open my mouth...for the strawberry, of course!"
Cat: "Lookey there; lunch and dessert!"
Announcer: with Puma you can get ahead..
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