Tuesday, July 03, 2007

July 4th Humor



Ok...I had hoped to write a traditional July 4th post. But folks...I ran across something that made me cry. Oh not tears of sadness but ones of extreme laughter. Do not venture past the "Read More" button if you don't have a damn good sense of humor. k?


Please, for the love of all humanity, do NOT try this at home!

So here we have two friends getting together to enjoy some booze and fireworks. What could possibly go wrong?

Here we see Johnny obviously enjoying himself. While we all cringe at the possibilities here, Johnny seems to be joyous over the fact he drew the short straw. He also has his eye on the prize bottle of booze.


Here Johnny is getting nervous as Bob steps away from him. He's thinking that maybe this ain't a bright idea after all. Bob assures him everything is good and the rocket will not provide him with a fiery enema.


OMG!!! Johnny just realizes this ain't good! He cannot decide if it was the 3x BBQ wings or the pint of hot salsa and chips.


Poor Poor Johnny...stupidity at its finest. Johnny will never live this down, and for that matter sit down for a long time. Bob on the other hand made off like a bandit. Not only did he keep the bottle of booze...but he has pictures posted all over the Internets!


Fireworks: $15
Booze: $10
Pictures of your friend launching fireworks from his ass: Priceless

11 comments:

cmk said...

Booze + fireworks = STUPIDITY!!! :D

The Sarcasticynic said...

What an ass.

Sparrow said...

Looks like he wins the booty prize.

Mad goat lady said...

Oh dear..what a bummer!

Love your blog..but I really think you do need some goats..you don't know what you are missing out on..LOL

tony said...

Gives a whole new meaning to "firecrotch" doesn't it?

Sparrow said...

Wait, what's the OLD meaning?

HoosierGirl5 said...

Oh my gosh, what an idiot! Look at those burns! Just think how long that is going to hurt! I can't believe he is willing to admit to such stupidity.

J.

Freddie said...

Have a happy 4th Dazd!

(I wanted to say that earlier, but Sunshine was running around and I didn't wanna have to try and explain any of these photos. You know what I mean, I'm sure.) ;)

Dazd said...

I'm sure if you searched deep enough you'll find that its not only americans but all teenagers of any nationality that have shown a force of stupidity to reckon with.

Mohawk Chieftain said...

Good post, Dazd. Now, we need some of the woman in Michigan who blew her stoopid head off... in front of her husband and kids....

meleah rebeccah said...

I feel SO SMART right now!