"Johnny was sorry he made the statement...'It really chaps my ass the swings are broke.' "
First Place: At the Marquis de Sade School For Wayward Boys, even recess was an integral part of the curriculum. Ambulance Driver
Second Place: The other children laughed when they saw young Thomas Edison's alternative to hemorrhoid cream. Fortunately for the rest of us, the teary-eyed and ass-grated inventor never gave up. Arthur
Third Place: Once Bush realized that vetoing the SCHIP healthcare bill didn't quite go far enough... Ray M.
Honorable Mention: Tom Cruise, sick of hearing how his young costar stole every scene that he was in, takes the young lad to a "special" playground. Vince
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