-For all you drivers who fail to use a turn signal, I wish you the intelligence to discover exactly what one is used for.
-For all you drivers who can't drive the speed limit, I wish you the intelligence to discover exactly what they mean and to attempt to follow them.
-For all you drivers who wish to tailgate me at extremely high speeds, I wish you the intelligence to discover that me tapping on my nrakes is a warning sign.
-For all you drivers who throw you're cigarette butts lit out your window, I wish you the intelligence to discover that flammable objects can cause a fire.
-For all you drivers who pull in front of me disregarding a signal light, I wish you the intelligence to discover exactly what one is used for and why I honk my horn!
-For all you drivers who obsess with talking on the cell phone, smoking a cig whilst holding a soda, I wish you the intelligence to discover exactly what concentration is and how it can be used for driving SAFELY!!
-For all you drivers who bacically suck at driving and continuously piss me off, I WISH I WERE AN ELEPHANT SO I COULD TAKE A HEALTHY SH*T ON THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR!!!.
/end of rant
Have a great weekend and drive safely.
4 comments:
AMEN!!
Oh I do love a good rant! Feel better now??? I know I would :)))
I CANT with BAD DRIVERS.
I am amazed at how many people have a drivers licence. That SHOULDNT BE ON THE ROAD AT ALL.
As far as I am concerned DRIVING is a PRIVELEDGE not a RIGHT.
Oh dear....sounds like you've been driving/riding here in Atlanta..... :-o
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