Wednesday, March 26, 2008

In a State of Confusion Rant or WTF Wednesday

Why is this news? WTF People!?!?!?! Ex-NBA ref, going through a divorce and wtf was his name again?

Wait...New Home sells fall to a 13-year low? WTF People!?!?!?! The article later had this to say...
"The number of homes on the market fell in February by 2.1% to 471,000. That was the lowest level since July 2005. But the reduced supply doesn't mean homes are moving: Inventory for February was at 9.8 months -- the same as in January and the highest since 1981. The housing sector is not without rays of hope. Mortgage applications jumped a seasonally adjusted 48.1% last week, the Mortgage Bankers Association reported this morning. Applications to refinance soared 81.1%, and applications for mortgages to buy new homes rose 10.6%. The average rate on a 30-year fixed mortgage fell to 5.74% last week, down from 5.98% the week before." Someone get the bullshit repellent and hip waders, its getting deep!!!

Why is it when you go into a hair cutting place, they always ask you, "How can we help you?" Well, after my haircut, you could change the oil in my car. My bank account needs balanced and my house is a mess. WTF People!?!?!?!

With all the fast food chains going to combo meals, does the phrase "would you like fries with that" still applicable? WTF People!?!?!?!

Why did someone teach a chimp how to use Karate?
Watch the video here: Charlie
WTF People!?!?!?! Has everyone forgotten the movie..."Planet of the Apes"?!?!?! All it takes if for Charlie to escape into the wild and next thing you know, BLAM..the jungle comes alive with Ninja Chimps!!! Whats that...primates can't train other primates? Uh...Ever heard of "Monkey see Monkey do"?!?! DUH

3 comments:

Dawn said...

LOL... good questions. Especially the hair cutting place.. Maybe next time I'll ask for a wash, cut and fries on the side :)

meleah rebeccah said...

great question. I will never understand how half of the stories are considered NEWS...or even breaking news.

BobG said...

"Why is it when you go into a hair cutting place, they always ask you, "How can we help you?" Well, after my haircut, you could change the oil in my car. My bank account needs balanced and my house is a mess. WTF People!?!?!?!"

Well, if it was in Thailand, they'd probably throw in a handjob while you wait.