Why have the amount of Indiana deaths by drowning after driving your vehicle into water increased within the last 6 months? WTF people!?!?! Are the fish and other aquatic animals creating an invisible energy field and inherently messing with your internal compass?
Anyone watch the show on Discovery about what happens to the planet if all the humans ceased to exist? WTF people!?!?! Why not make a documentary on how to prevent this type of catastrophe? If I'm dead why would I care about what happens to my dog?
How about that show on Animal Planet about Chimps...Chimp Garden of Eden or something. WTF people!?!?! While I find the whole organization to be doing a worthy cause and humane treatment of animals, what am I really learning? If the whole human race ceases to exist, well except me, I would be able to interact with chimps? Planet of the apes comes to mind...
Why is Martha Stewart still profiting from her prison bitch days? WTF people!?!?! Whats next...Scott Peterson gets his own fishing show?
And why oh why are we being told our country is in a mild recession? WTF people!?!?! Its looking more and more like a depression is looming on the horizon. And I don't trust my bank now cos they are fraudulent and out to rip me off!
Let me see if I understand this: The Federal Guvmint bails out the mortgage industry because they were out to make a buck at our expense based upon subprime lending? WTF people!?!?! Where the hell was the Federal Guvmint when I had to file bankruptcy because my employer a few years ago deciding their profit levels weren't adequate and 500 of us got laid off? I'll tell you exactly where they were...waiting like buzzards circling the dead wanting their tax monies from my 401k accounts I had to rob to keep my house. Thanks to that, I can retire at the age of 90 now.
Why aren't the politicians running for office discussing how they are gonna get gas prices down? WTF people!?!?! All I hear about is the war this and the war that. I am proud to be an American but sometimes I feel that HUAS is rampant! HUAS = Head Up Ass Syndrome