If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original grand.
With WorldCom, less than $5.00.
Delta Air Lines...$49.00.
BUT, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have made $214.00.
So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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I am passing along the advice to everyone I know--thanks! :)
tonight I drink to you!
Is that figure based on the bottle deposit in your state, or mine? LOL We have a 10 cent bottle deposit in Michigan - remember the Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Newman drove the bottles to Saginaw? :D
Duly noted.. *hiccup*..
And thish ish why I don't play the strock market.
That reminds me, I must take my cans to the store!!
It's a shame you can't by $200 of cans and get $1000 of beer!
sounds like a 401Keg plan to me...heh.
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