The moneyshot...errrrr money quote:
"It's scary. If you go to a decent-looking restaurant that serves fugu, you would assume a cook has a proper fugu license," Iwase said, using the Japanese term for blowfish."
This one goes under: Flucking Unbelievable!
A service call leads to power struggle
Found this one in the DUH Section:
When CTA driver runs light, you pay
This is really Flucked Up!!!
True story: The Caylee Marie Anthony tribute doll
Beefs aplenty after S'ville buffet runs out of steaks