Monday, November 01, 2010

Mondays Thoughts and Insightful Views

I dropped my pet snail in the toilet by accident earlier but he's making a slow recovery.


My wife says that giving birth to a child is the most painful thing that a human being can experience.

She's obviously never had to listen to a woman going on about how painful childbirth is.


Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake.

I'm not sure who won.

1 comment:

meleah rebeccah said...

Ahahahahhaah! I like the last one about the alarm clock the best!