Thursday, September 01, 2011

Tasteless Jokes Thursday

I got nothing...

Our son hates it in jail, many a time he's been physically abused in the showers.

My wife thinks I may take Monopoly a little too seriously.


What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way.


Find $20 in the bathroom.

Urine luck.


If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome...

Then why is Handsome still a compliment?


vw bug said...

LOL! Loved the jokes.

Beatrix 'Bee' Perez said...

great jokes. love them!!!!

Anonymous said...

Reading your tasteless jokes reminded me of one that made my sides ache for days after i came across it.

Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.