I got nothing...
Our son hates it in jail, many a time he's been physically abused in the showers.
My wife thinks I may take Monopoly a little too seriously.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
Find $20 in the bathroom.
If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome...
Then why is Handsome still a compliment?