Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Weird Wednesday

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich please.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking so long my hand hurts.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Broken Pencil
Broken Pencil who?
It's a pointless joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac
Isaac who?
Isaac of knock knock jokes!

Tongue Twister...
Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.



5 comments:

Freddie said...

Love this post. And now I have more knock knock ammo! Woohoo!

MrsJoseGoldbloom said...

knock knock!

Anonymous said...

... who is there?....

Eric

Dazd said...

I answered the door but noone was there...

Damn kids!

cmk said...

OK, I laughed--out loud! Absolutely love the cat--I KNOW that is the way all cats think.