Wednesday, May 16, 2007

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 P.M. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

8 comments:

dragonlady474 said...

LOL Nice try!

They must also eat pork rinds while watching.

sue said...

I know a few parts of the country where they might actually believe this... :)

k said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

mist1 said...

I roam about naked all the time, but it's never been an organized effort.

Flawed & Disorderly said...

Aahaha! Ummm, I think there's just a bunch of fat white guys in my neighborhood. I think it would be safer if I stayed clothed and indoors. :D

The Sarcasticynic said...

I hear they also have a thing about shaving pubic areas, so maybe the women should do that first before they go outside.

cmk said...

Sorry, if I did that, ALL of the men would be driven to suicide! Me naked is NOT a pretty site! :D

coach said...

Good to see someone still has the courage to make light of topics such as religion in these days of political correctness gone made - keep them coming :)