Worthwhile Read

Ever read something that although you know quite well you shouldn't laugh, you can't resist?

I resisted the urge to play Simon Cowell because frankly, it does not behoove one to criticize the performance of a 300 pound behemoth with homicidal tendencies, even if the behemoth does think he has found his inner Shirley Temple with his captivating performance of The Good Ship Lollipop.

Yea...me too. Go read it here. Make sure you read his whole site too.