Ramblings of the Dazed and Confuzed one. Some insightful, some meaningless and some just downright stupid. Fact or Fiction is for you to decide.
"Reality sucks and Life goes on." ~Dazdnconfzd
Ahkmed isnpects his harem to see which ones are in estrus.
In the ever escalating war between cows and rednecks, Jethro is forced to get stealthy in this latest exercise in cow tipping.
that is too weird to caption
"Moo... I don't know, Bess, he could be one of them Al Qaeda terrorists."
Larry tries to commit suicide by being ground up into a Manwich.
"Sorry ladies, I thought this was a hog bar."
" i don't care how many beers i drank,, the ladies just aren't getting any better looking!!!!"
Can't help it...Paisley's comment made me snort through my nose! :D
Forgive me O Holy ones! I beg of you - HAVE MERCY ON ME! As God is my witness I shall never eat at McDonalds again!!!
Hmmm. I looked up front, and see that all these animals have horns, which makes them BULLS. Maybe there's a clue back here as to why the hell BULLS are lying about the BEACH!!
Billy Bob makes an attempt to get in touch with his people. Unfortunately he had a few too many to drink that day.
All-lean ground beef: contains less than 17% unsaturated fat.(Isn't it obvious?) ;)
...Which I suppose would mean the pasty white guy could be called... (I'm truly sorry for this, really I am!)Ground-Chuck! ;-p
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