Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Sorry Ladies, He's not Available

A famous hairy man in China calls himself King Kong and is to get married at the end of this year. Yu Zhenghuan, 30, nicknamed himself King Kong after watching the American Movie.

He is also trying to win a spot for the 2008 Olympics to carry the torch.

Some observations:
A torch is probably not the safest thing for him to be carrying.
So does he use shampoo for body wash?
Shaving that hair off his body may shave a few seconds of his lap time due to weight and air-drag. It might get him laid too.
I would pay lots to watch him swim in Nair. Would be the Greatest.Advertising.Campaign.EVER.
Does he run at the sight of Duct Tape?

And of course I'll close with a classic joke!
What do you call a lot of rabbits running backwards?
A receding hare line!


Keli said...

I guess they don't believe in waxing in his part of China. Or shaving. I bet he doesn't visit the zoo very often.

meleah rebeccah said...

And I thought I had problems.

insanity-suits-me (Dawn) said...

kinda reminds me of Bigfoot...
And you're sure he's not available??? LOL

Callie said...

Oh My!


Oh My!

Dude..I am so starting to spit hair out of my mouth.


The Sarcasticynic said...

Looks like one of those chains around his neck is missing a link.