Saturday Conversation

As the family prepared to attend a company picnic, here is the conversation between Mrs. Dazd and I:

Mrs. Dazd: Please...I'm using the curling iron. Let me know before you get out of the shower.
Me: Because my wet sexy body getting out will cause you to become all googly-eyed and burn yourself?
MD: ...
Me: Well?
Me: Yes dear..that must be it.

"I'm too sexy for your curling iron...your curling iron..."

MD: Your not right in the head.