Friday, January 25, 2008

Friday Funnies






Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

1st woman : I Froze to Death.

2nd woman : How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?

2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.

1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive.

4 comments:

Amanda said...

LOL thanks for making my day. I love your blog. By the way, how'd the first woman get to heaven?? ;) hehe

Dawn said...

LOL... good one :))
Have a great weekend!

ablondeblogger said...

Oh, so YOU'RE the one who blogged this joke! Amanda came downstairs and told it to me and we both cracked up, lol.

And don't trust that squirrel! He told me the same thing and HE IS A LIAR! :)

dragonlady474 said...

LOL! Now that, ladies and gentleman, was a joke!