Friday Drinking Follies

You've had too much to drink when...





I considered doing a Thanksgiving event on my Podcast. Then I remembered this:

Caption It!

Caption It! Winners

First Place: I didn't mean to cough up that hairball in his shoe! Lee

Second Place: I thought he'd never get his fat a$$ off of me!! Mrs. Who

Third Place:When is he going to call? Amanda

Too Good not to Pass Along

Note

Thanks to some assholes I work with, my time on the intrawebs will be minimal. I will try my best to keep posting at night and reading everyone's blogs.

Dickhead co-workers (and I use that term loosely), if your reading this...this is for you.

Major Announcement for Quiet on the Set!

Quiet on the Set! and Lonewolf Productions proudly bring you a new series podcast geared towards new artists. Our first show will air March 5th at 8 pm.

This series of podcasts will be dedicated to you, the new Indie artist. We will have seasoned artists explain to you their background, do's and dont's of the trade, the pitfalls they incurred and the triumphs as well. This will be a hour long podcast filled with useful information as well as big name guests.

One of our first guests being scheduled will be country artist Gary Helms! "From the hotspots of east Texas and southwest Louisiana to the traditional toe-tapping dance-halls of central and west Texas, Gary Helms has played to standing room only audiences and kept them screaming for more. Few artists have made such and impact on the Texas country music scene. Nonstop touring and professionalism have made him one of the most in demand country artist in Texas.

Gary was launched into the International spotlight in 1993 when a song "Rainy Night In Texas" became a fan favorite in Europe. He also started getting air play at many Texas radio stations as well with "Rainy Night In Texas" and "Daddy don't leave" both songs he penned himself along with co-writer Jim Rowland of (TBG) Texas Black Gold. Gary currently has songs on the radio in Belgium, Germany, France and the good ole... USA."

Another guest is Larry Rust. "Larry Rust was Keyboardist/Vocalist for Classic Rock Legend "Iron Butterfly" 1999-2005. Larry Rust is now a solo artist, writing and producing his music and producing CD's for other artists. Larry is also involved in a new Reality Show" in production "Music Management" from Siloh Moses & Get Focused Management. Coming soon to a TV network near you...."

And we are also scheduling country artist George Ducas! "Willie Nelson's 'Red Headed Stranger' album was my best friend," recalls Texas singer/songwriter George Ducas. Throughout his career, Ducas has been influenced by a wide range of musical genres, from Willie Nelson and Buck Owens to the Rolling Stones and John Lee Hooker. He began writing and performing songs at the age of 12 and has now become one of Nashville most treasured singer/songwriters.

Ducas has enjoyed consistent success both as a country music artist and as a songwriter. He released two records on the Capitol Records label, and his self-titled debut in 1995 received high critical acclaim. After charting a Top 20 hit with the first single, "Teardrops", Ducas arrived as both a national and international country artist with the Top 5 hit, "Lipstick Promises". Ducas has toured extensively, headlining and opening shows for many country artists including Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Diamond Rio, and Faith Hill."

So keep checking back for more updates!

Caption It!

Leave your captions in the comments. Winners to be announced Monday!

Caption It Winners, Day Late Dollar Short

First Place: "I've finally got my cat-mew-flage...you'll never find me again!" Sandi

Second Place: "I know these are the leaves I saw her smoke! I know it!" Callie

Third Place and Special Recognition for going above and beyond the call, and making me spit coffee on my screen:
Hey, you behind the tree, put them up as high as your brothers! KeesKennis

Friday Funnies

I recently had to choose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will live to be 80?" He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?" "Oh no," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

"Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?" "I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself". "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?

What's Dazd been Doing?!?!?!?!

Ok...I realize I've neglected my 4 or 5 loyal readers. The last 2 weeks have been a whirlwind to put it mildly.

I am now the Lonewolf Productions Inc. Indiana representative for artist promotion.

And

Quiet on the Set! is officially partnered with Lonewolf Productions Inc. for a second night of Quiet on the Set! We will be airing two nights a week on Tuesday and Wednesday starting March 4th.

And

I'm hoping to also manage a couple of up and coming artists/bands here in Indiana.

And

Talking about doing a charity concert here in Indiana to help fight cancer.

And

I've been charged with new website development for Lonewolf Productions and any signed artist wanting a website. (Contracting that out!)

And

Hopefully in 6-8 months I can leave my crappy job!

And
And
And

***thud..... passes out***

Happy Valentines Day

Caption It! Winners

First Place:
Oh God! Who would fart like that in front of the Dali Lama. Must of been that damn Dazd. Wheeew! Rex

Second Place:
Whenever I have trouble sleeping I just watch Hillary's latest speech. After about five minutes I can't keep my eyes open. MrsJ

Third Place:
Oh kiss my karmic ass! Dawn

This weeks Caption:


As always..leave you captions in the comments and winners will be announced Next Monday!

Wednesday Walkabout the Blogosphere

Download Quiet on the Set's show from last night. Or catch all 5 episodes, if you haven't already.

Some Link Love:

Amanda This gal has it all going on. You just don't know what her next post will bring, but you damn sure know its worth reading. Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!

Goldbloom, aka MrsJ appears to be back. Go fill her comments up! She's accused Dragon and I of a hostile take-over of her site. She has yet to comment on my question...How can it be hostile if one isn't around? Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!

Go visit Rex...why, well it just wouldn't be right if you didn't. Pay him a visit and tell him Dazd sent you!

Now go visit Sue as she seems to have taken a photoshoot with "The Predator". Go see for yourself...no fooling around! Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!

Go visit Callie as she explains a woman's perspective of a walking male appendage. Pay her a visit and tell her Dazd sent you!

Ok...back to work, just wanted to get a quick post going!

Special Benefit for a Good Man

Here is the email I received today. This gentleman has given so much it's time we rally together and return the favor. Contact Donna at her email below for more information on how you can help!

AND PLEASE REPOST! Email me if you need the coding.

Below is the band schedule and the flier for Ziggy's Lifetime Rocker Benefit... Banding Together For A Brother. The benefit will be held at The Grove Sports Bar coutesy of Clyde, Bob and the Pure Gold Band. We will have X103's Don Stuck MC for the majority of the day as well as performing with his band and Rockin' Ralph.

Ziggy needs a liver transplant and has no income nor insurance. It takes time to get approval for the transplant, so please help us out by showing up to the benefit with some love and cash to help support Ziggy and his wife, (my sister) Renee.

Love to all!
Donna

Caption It! Winners and New Caption

This was a tough one to choose. All the captions were outstanding.
First Place:
"For what we are about to receive...Lord help me..." BobG

Second Place:
Several ho ho-s later, Martha was ready to get it on. Amanda

Third Place:
"And Honey, after we practice the wrapping lotus flower, we can then try the hanging monkey from the ceiling beams you rigged!" Callie





Now to our new caption of the week!


Leave your captions in the comments. Winners will be announced next Monday.

Laws of Life

* Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin
to itch or you'll have to pee.

* Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least
accessible location.

* Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.

* Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

* Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a
flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

* Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

* Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

* Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

* Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it
will.


* Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your
ability to reach and scratch it.

* Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
will arrive last.


* Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.


* Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on
a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.

* Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.

* Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking
about.

* Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

* Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* Wilson 's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will
stop making it.

Friday Funnies

Oh...the 6-8 inches of snow forecasted? 1-2 inches. buwahahahaha

Go read this...it'll make your toes warm and toasty. If your not into the political turmoil or terrorists front, don't read it then.