Monday, November 08, 2010

Monday Thoughts and Insightful Views

When I die, I want to go like my dear grandad; peacefully in a deep sleep.

Not like the screaming passengers in his car.


What did the angry customer give the chef at an Italian restaurant?

A pizza his mind!


This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club.

I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.


meleah rebeccah said...

HA! The first one is my favorite this week!

cmk said...

So, do you have a file somewhere just full of these groaners? ;) I love every one of them--helps to get the week started with a giggle.