When I die, I want to go like my dear grandad; peacefully in a deep sleep.
Not like the screaming passengers in his car.
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What did the angry customer give the chef at an Italian restaurant?
A pizza his mind!
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This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
2 comments:
HA! The first one is my favorite this week!
So, do you have a file somewhere just full of these groaners? ;) I love every one of them--helps to get the week started with a giggle.
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