Friday, September 15, 2006

TGIF

Why are some of the blogs showing an Error 500? It looks similar to the MS "Blue Screen of Death".

Things to ponder this weekend:

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it? My Favorite
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, do they do anything?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes -- why
can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Busy weekend planned for me. I will make an effort to post and definitely make time to read my links. I've added a few new blogs this week, so please go visit them.

Have a great weekend!

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