Thursday, January 08, 2009

Porn Industry needs Viagra

Porn Industry Seeks Bailout

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis have teamed up to ask Congress for a bailout. Sources close to the industry say the economic downturn has left sales limp. All other efforts to fluff the ailing industry have failed.

The Hill is all a buzz with talks of a huge cluster fluck. Normally, this wouldn't raise an eyebrow. However, Hummers and necklaces of pearls will not have the same meaning. Pork barrel spending will also spin into a new definition. Golden parachutes will also be replaced but I'm not going there. I do have my limits!

So beware when traveling The Hill and be wary of people named Johnson.

Editor Note: This is purely sarcastic and developed for humorous intent.

4 comments:

goooooood girl said...

your blog is feel good......

callie said...

I vote no bail out. They can switch to electric devices with plug ins- and then they won't need fluffers. This would cut down on extra fundage know what I mean?

Lurve ya my friend.
callie

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Guess who's back ;)

meleah rebeccah said...

I heard the porn industry really was trying to get bail out money!