Porn Industry Seeks Bailout
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis have teamed up to ask Congress for a bailout. Sources close to the industry say the economic downturn has left sales limp. All other efforts to fluff the ailing industry have failed.
The Hill is all a buzz with talks of a huge cluster fluck. Normally, this wouldn't raise an eyebrow. However, Hummers and necklaces of pearls will not have the same meaning. Pork barrel spending will also spin into a new definition. Golden parachutes will also be replaced but I'm not going there. I do have my limits!
So beware when traveling The Hill and be wary of people named Johnson.
Editor Note: This is purely sarcastic and developed for humorous intent.
3 comments:
I vote no bail out. They can switch to electric devices with plug ins- and then they won't need fluffers. This would cut down on extra fundage know what I mean?
Lurve ya my friend.
callie
Guess who's back ;)
I heard the porn industry really was trying to get bail out money!
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