My credit card company rang me the other day, the lady on the phone said "Mr Smith you've got some outstanding balance"
I replied "I know, I haven't fallen over for ages."
When I was younger I always felt like I was a boy trapped in a woman's body.
However, that changed when I was born.
I've been having trouble with maths recently and its got me down, but my fingers have been so supportive.
I can always count on them.