A truck carrying dolphins rammed into a truck carrying whale meat because the driver cut him off.
He did it on porpoise.
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Went to see my careers adviser the other day, but she was 10 minutes late.
I told her I didn't like waiting, so she told me not to work in a restaurant
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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!
4 comments:
Oh those are AWFUL! Congrats on giving me my first three groans of the day... and watch... I'll have them stuck on the brain all day...
I personally laughed at the public fart one...
I'm so sharing these with my boys. Very funny.
those are too funny!
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