Monday, October 25, 2010

Monday Thoughts and Insightful Views

A truck carrying dolphins rammed into a truck carrying whale meat because the driver cut him off.

He did it on porpoise.

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Went to see my careers adviser the other day, but she was 10 minutes late.

I told her I didn't like waiting, so she told me not to work in a restaurant

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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!

4 comments:

Lemon Stand said...

Oh those are AWFUL! Congrats on giving me my first three groans of the day... and watch... I'll have them stuck on the brain all day...

Dazd said...

I personally laughed at the public fart one...

vw bug said...

I'm so sharing these with my boys. Very funny.

meleah rebeccah said...

those are too funny!