Thursday, March 15, 2007

Quiz Time

You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Mysterious

67%

Eyes full of Pain

58%

Diamond Eyes

33%

Passion

33%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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H/T to Letters From NYC

Ramblings of the Bewildered

If you want to wish someone congrats on 10,000 hits, you might wanna go give Freddie some cheers. Not only is there a cute frog in her header pic, there's some good reading there too. And the 10,000 person is a complete mystery...

Anyone switched to Windows Vista yet? hmmmm? (crickets chirping)
I haven't but they just bought a new computer here at work and it's got Vista. Oh yea...the volunteered IT guy? Ummm, that would be me sir. ugh Any site references or knowledge would be greatly appreciated. (This content is unsecure. Allow or Disallow?) lol

Lets see...new military link for me. I may appear Dazd and Confzd but I eventually catch onto these sorta things. Operation Iraqi Freedom

Wow..3 posts in one day? shhhh Those first two took me the last two weeks to put together. Pretty weak huh?

Wanna read something that chaps my...go read here about MSM spinning things.

Demon cat is being evicted. He started marking inside the house this week. So he'll either find a good home or be an outside cat permanently. That is after he gets his you-know-whats snipped. (Which had been scheduled for the last week to happen next week) So him getting snipped will stop the marking? Yes? No? Maybe?

Sinus infection is starting to get better. Still have a headache but feeling better overall.

St. Patrick's Day Recipes

Irish Freckle Bread

This delicious, traditional soda bread recipe -- freckled with currants, raisins or cranberries -- is irresistible served warm with butter. It’s ridiculously easy to make, even if you’ve never made bread before.

Ingredients

3-3/4 cups (850 mL) all purpose flour
1/4 cup (50 mL) brown sugar
1 tbsp. (15 mL) baking powder
1 tsp. (5 mL) baking soda
1/2 tsp. (2 mL) salt
3/4 cup (175 mL) dried currants, raisins or dried cranberries
2 cups (500 mL) buttermilk
1 egg
Cooking Instructions

1. Preheat the oven to 375° F (190° C). Grease a cookie sheet or line with parchment paper.

2. In a large bowl, mix together the flour, brown sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Add the dried currants and mix well.

3. In another bowl, stir together the buttermilk and the egg. Pour the buttermilk mixture into the flour mixture, and stir well until everything is blended. The dough will be quite soft. Sprinkle some additional flour onto the counter or table and turn the dough out onto this floured surface. Knead the dough about 10 times - just to make it reasonably smooth and pliable. Gently form it into one large, round loaf and place it onto the prepared baking sheet. With a very sharp knife, cut a shallow X into the top of the loaf. (This allows the bread to expand in the oven rather than crack and split.)

4. Bake for 50 to 55 minutes, or until the loaf is nicely browned, and a toothpick poked into the middle of it comes out clean.

Traditional Irish Stew

Lean lamb is layered with potatoes and other veggies and baked to fork-tenderness. A perfect main dish for a St. Patrick’s Day dinner, and a great way to introduce kids to a new meat.

Ingredients

2 lbs. (1 kg.) boneless lamb shoulder, cut into 1 inch (2 cm) cubes
4 medium potatoes, sliced 1/2 inch (1 cm) thick
2 medium onions, sliced 1/4 inch (.5 cm) thick
2 stalks celery, sliced 1/4 inch (.5 cm) thick
4 medium carrots, peeled and sliced 1/4 inch (.5 cm) thick
1 tsp. (5 mL) salt
1/2 tsp. (2 mL) thyme
1/4 tsp. (1 mL) black pepper
1 cup (250 mL) water
2 tbsp. (30 mL) chopped fresh parsley
Cooking Instructions

1. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (160 degrees C).

2. In a large Dutch oven or covered casserole, layer the ingredients in the following order: lamb cubes, sliced potatoes, sliced onions, sliced celery, sliced carrots, sprinkling each layer with salt, pepper and thyme.

3. Add the water to the pot, cover, and slowly bring to a boil over medium-low heat.

4. Let simmer for 5 minutes, then transfer the pot to the oven and bake, without lifting the lid or stirring, for 2 to 2-1/2 hours or until the lamb is tender.

5. Sprinkle with chopped parsley, stir very gently to mix (the potatoes will be very soft) and serve.

Irish Coffee Brownies

1 1/4 cups granulated sugar
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 cup milk
1/4 cup Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons instant coffee crystals
1 cup chopped walnuts
2 1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1 tablespoon Irish whiskey
1 1/4 teaspoons vanilla
3-4 tablespoons brewed coffee
chopped walnuts (optional)


-Heat granulated sugar, butter or margarine, and 1/2 cup cocoa powder in a large saucepan over medium heat until butter or margarine melts, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat.
-Add eggs and 1 teaspoon vanilla; beat lightly just until combined.
-Stir together flour, baking powder, and baking soda in a bowl; set aside.
-Stir together milk and 1/4 cup whiskey; stir in coffee crystals.
-Add flour mixture and milk mixture alternately to the chocolate mixture, beating by hand after each addition.
-Stir in nuts. Pour into a greased 15x10x1-inch baking pan.
-Bake in a 350 degree F oven for 15 to 20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean.
-Cool in pan on a wire rack.

Meanwhile, for the Irish Coffee Glaze, stir together sifted powdered sugar, 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 tablespoon Irish whiskey, and 1-1/4 teaspoons vanilla.
Stir in 3 to 4 tablespoons brewed coffee until of drizzling consistency.
If desired, sprinkle with additional chopped nuts. Makes 36 brownies.

Irish Float

4 cups ice
3/4 cup canned sweetened coconut cream (Coco Lopez)
6 tablespoons coffee liqueur
6 tablespoons irish cream
chocolate shavings

Blend first 4 ingredients in blender until smooth.
Pour into 2 tall glasses.
Sprinkle with chocolate and serve.

St. Patrick's Day Humor

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish you a Happy St. patrick's Day!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Highway to Hell



Driving at night is becoming difficult for me. Yes I realize I'm not old enough to worry about losing my license. However, I am fully aware of the dangers that await every on-coming car while entering a curve. And not to mention those bright street lights that are on every corner.

By 2020 it is projected that one in five drivers will be age 65 and over—and older eyes don't see as well at night. The usual visual clues—pavement markings and warning signs—are harder to see. Its not just elder drivers who need help with night vision. The average person's night vision begins to deteriorate at 40. Half of all fatalities occur at night although traffic volume is lower. According to data in Traffic Safety Facts 2000, published by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), the fatal crash rate for nighttime driving is three to four times that for daytime driving.


So I guess statistically I'm on the decline. Two things in life we are required to do: Die and pay taxes. My issue is driving in rain mostly. And also glare from on-coming headlights. You know the jerks who don't turn off their high beams. Or have that 4WD truck with lifter kits. here's a tip that I was taught and use quite frequently:

Focus on the white "fog line" along the right side of the road. Keep track of the high-beam birdbrain with your peripheral vision. If you allow the bright lights to ruin your night vision, it will take between four and seven seconds for it to recover. By keeping your eyes averted to the right, you'll limit the damage to your night vision.

So the newspaper article? Well let me tell you a story...

I'm driving home from seeing some friends around 10 pm one night. I normally take the side streets but decided tonight I'd take the highway. I might get home in time to see reruns of Seinfeld. Any ways, as I was approaching the highway ramps, it began to rain. Not a downpour but enough that I actually had to use those windshield wipers. I knew I forgot to replace something lat tune-up...now the windshield is all mucked up. As I got closer I saw the light was green and sped up enough to beat the light. Yes! Oh stop you're honking...I made it and you didn't, too bad so sad. Loser...

As I made my way onto the highway I noticed I was heading west instead of east. I tell you, it's bad enough these highway workers stand around all day. It's another for them to put signs up in the wrong place. I'll have to find the next exit and turn around. That exit proved to be difficult to find in the rain and they must be replacing them because I didn't see one gotdamn sign!

And drvers and their etiquette these days, nobody gives a damn. It's like I had a sign on my car...Hey look at me! I have Night Vision Driving Issues! Damn near every driver on that highway was flashing their brights at me. So naturally I imposed the defensive tactics of watching the fog line. And I'll be damned if people weren't passing me on the right too! In a damn hurry I might add...

And another thing that was annoying...people would wait until the got right next to me and honk their horn! Talk about a big distraction...it was almost as bad as the headlights. I finally found one of those unmarked exits and made a fast exit. Only to find a cop was giving me an escort. He musta read that sign all those other drivers were seeing. That was nice of because everyone was pulling over for me. Boy that sure did cut down on my travel time, let me tell you.

And when I looked again there were more cops behind me. Those boys in uniform sure know how to block off traffic too! They were blocking all the side streets and not allowing anyone in front of me. Well heck, now I had time to stop at the Quik Mart. I was getting mighty thirsty after all those idiot drivers. So since everyone was getting out of my way and those cops were escorting me, I decided I should just speed along. Heck, why not? So I upped the speed to 50 in a 35 mph zone. I was moving along at a great pace while Sammy Hagar was blaring "I can't drive 55". Well damnit Sammy you need your own escort like me dude!

Well if my luck could've gotten any better it sure went sour real fast. I got a flat tire...thats right a flat tire. nad you know that cop sure was trying his best to get that obstacle outta my path. I tell you...those boys don't get paid enough in my opinion. Well as fate would have it, the Qwik Mart was just at the next corner. So I turned in there and parked right next to the front door. And you know what? Those boys must not of had anything else better to do that night. Cos they all got out with their guns drawn. Damn for a minute I thought maybe someone was robbing the Qwik Mart. Pretty stupid of you ask me with all those cops out there and all.

I was ready to get outta the car when an officer approached me and yelled "Get Down!"...and there musta been a bee or something becaused he let lose a spray of insect killer. But damn he really should get retrained on that cos his aim is wayyyyyyy off. Got me right in the eyes! Well his buddies musta felt like I was gonna get up and open a can of whoop ass on this fella. I can get pretty mean ya know when I have too. So to protect him, they put a nice set of what they call 'cuffs' on me. Kinda tight but I'm sure that fella is counting his lucky stars tonight I left my can of whoop ass at home.

And then to top that off...oh it gets better folks...they promised me a night in a hotel with showers, food, bed and company. Man I tell you what, they must think I was the King of Spain or something. I asked them if they'd kindly get those damn signs fixed on the highway. every exit I passed was missing one. They told me they would as soon as Hell froze over...I guess they were gonna watch the weather forecast for Hell, Michigan that night. They even said I'd have a roommate that was gonna be so happy to see me. Yea...his name is Bubba. They promised he'd take real good care of me and all. I wouldn't feel lonely at all that night.

I wonder if Bubba is some kind of royalty too...

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Monday's Round-up Follow-up

Sinus infection! Full blown too...has moved into my ears and I am miserable. Doc said if I'd had waited until late this week they'd have to Roto-Rooter. Antibiotics for everyone! For the sinus infection...nothing else! Geez people...

Mrs. JoseGoldbloom has returned! Hibernation effects people differently. heh And make sure to check out Dragon's Zombie video...am kinda glad I live here and not there. I'm thinking those neighbors must be either too drunk to notice or awfully understanding. Or all their guns were being cleaned...still a good movie!

Thank you for all the well wishes. Eric...I'm sure this past weekend's RattleSnake/Blogger Meet would've provided all the bacteria killer I could've handled. Wonder how it would work as anti-venom...

Ok, that about does it for today. I was doing something and forgot so I'll just stop everything.

Oh yes...I was working!

***UPDATE***
I know its not good etiquette to update posts, so sue me.
Go read this great masterpiece while I go change my britches. I have not laughed like that in a very long time. The suspense alone was like waiting outside the bathroom after hearing, "I'm almost done, just a second."

Monday, March 12, 2007

Monday Round-up

Sucks being sick on a Sunday. My cold has morphed into a full-blown sinus infection. Complete with hearing loss in one ear and thumping my head sounds like a ripe melon. I spent most of yesterday in bed sleeping and watching boring TV. My equilibriam(sp) was off yesterday so it was fun trying to walk. Getting around objects in my path proved I have some Fred Astaire in me.

I've added a few new people to my blogroll. Mohawk Chieftain, Boobies & Beer and American Ranger are all great blog reads. Go check them out...

Blogging may be light while I regenerate. Off to call the doctor...